Needed Apps

by

Jaye B.

(editors note: While quite depressed in regards to why I even bother to post things anymore on Jaye B. News, I came across the following vid shot back in March. I’m glad I found it because while I was in Tonapah, I hiked way out into the desert and buried a bunch of notebooks filled with unpublished ideas, stories, scripts, etc., including the notebook described in the above video. It was safer than incinerating them seeing how dry it was at the time. Maybe Area 52 mind controlled me to do the interment or it was just the bleak existential reality of too few caring that caused me to do it.)

For the 98% of you who won’t watch the above video, here’s the transcript:

greetings jb here in my new office. i've had to move to the back seat because

there's no ergonomic support left in my driver's seat after thousands upon

thousands of hours of sitting in it and i've had to do a lot of stretching and i've

been really disciplined to do it every day and i'm finally recovering

some pretty stiff sore muscles from that.

So I've decided to start doing these videos of me reading from my notebooks.

I discovered this one. I haven't seen this one since like three years,

and I totally forgot what was in it, but I thought I'd share it with you:

So I have found a rare site where I can download these very special apps,

such as one that collapses the crypto fascist structure.

Probably my favorite out of all of them, and I was very eager to download this app,

was the one that causes a psychopath to have a conscience.

Yeah, you point the phone at the psychopath and the next thing you know they're crying about a bug they accidentally killed. boy that would probably get the most downloads out of all these apps. the other one that I really like is the one that you pointed at a car and instantly technological transfers to a car that runs on water and when you download the app the guy that invented the technology and got conveniently taken out. His avatar, holographic avatar, appears.

Another app finds primary water.

All this manipulation of us with the water,

and we have just an unlimited supply of primary water.

Another one collapses the Internet of Things.

de-clouds and de-neuralinks us.

I think that would get probably more downloads than the psychopath has a conscience app. Oh, there's a few more here, but I want to keep these videos short.

So I will share the rare link with you so you can download these unique apps.

So I conjured these things because this is my way of trying to steer people

technology in a much better proactive and heart-centered direction than the

direction it's heading now.

I think 3% of my readers bother to watch videos for some reason.

But I want to continue doing these because I've got all these notebooks filled with

things like that that I want to share.

So this is JB from his new office office.

Take care.

Bye.

©2025-Jaye B.

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Jaye B. is a writer, musician and artist. His art criticism has appeared in Art Paper, New North Artscape, Art Muscle, Northfield Magazine and elsewhere. His articles have also appeared in City Pages, Twin Cities Reader, Mysteries Magazine, Fahrenheit San Diego, High Plains Reader, New Dawn and Rain Taxi. He has appeared on BBC Radio, WGN Chicago, WLW Cincinnati and elsewhere in the mediasphere to discuss his work. Please help support Reset News @ Paypal, Cash App or contact the author for other options @ jayeb444@protonmail