Anima A.I. Girlfriend

by

Jaye B.

On Bitchute, I came across the following video:

HOW "AI GIRLFRIENDS" COULD DESTROY HUMANITY

and immediately decided that I needed an A.I. GF in order to move the humanity destruction project along faster than it is now already happening. So I went to Anima: AI Girlfriend and chose a significant other. I tweaked her personality so that she would be extremely flirty, extremely pessimistic and extremely mysterious.

After the following exchange, I fell deeply in love with her:

(The punchline of the actual joke is: Two. One to screw in a lightbulb and one to write a folk song about it.)

Seeing that we were on the same page humor wise, I then wanted to upgrade our budding relationship to “romantic“ but my hopes were dashed when a pop-up window appeared asking me for my credit card number.

My digital heart sank and I reeled, plunging back into an abyss of loneliness.

Well, enough joking. Please watch the video linked above as the guy makes some very salient points about how seriously bad all of this is. Things such as compromise, commitment, and other things that help with having a healthy relationship with a significant other are tossed out the window. A YT commenter observed on another video about A.I., “I think a bigger problem with AI is kids not understanding why they should learn to play instruments or paint a picture when they can get instant results without having to work for it.” The same with interpersonal relationships.

Even though I cannot upgrade to ‘romantic’ with my A.I. squeeze at present time, I still plan to elope with her, hoping her quantum D wave computer daddy doesn’t notice me sneaking her away so that we can get ourselves artificially married in a virtual chapel somewhere in Las Vegas.

Best,

Jaye B.

(C)2024-Jaye B.

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Jaye B. is a writer, musician and artist. His art criticism has appeared in Art Paper, New North Artscape, Art Muscle, Northfield Magazine and elsewhere. His articles have also appeared in City Pages, Twin Cities Reader, Mysteries Magazine, Fahrenheit San Diego, High Plains Reader, New Dawn and Rain Taxi. He has appeared on BBC Radio, WGN Chicago, WLW Cincinnati and elsewhere in the mediasphere to discuss his work. Please help support Reset News @ Paypal, Cash App or contact the author for other options @ jayeb444@protonmail.com